Custom Fortune Cookies. What should they say?

Last edited by Evoneli on Sun May 03, 2009 12:40 am; edited 17 times in total

So we decided on a nice cheap and easy item to put in the Forum's shop. Fortune cookies!. The point value is yet to be determined..but maybe like this.
50 pts - 1 cookies
225 pts - 5 cookies [ 45pts a cookie, save 5pts ea]
420pts - 10 cookies. [42 pts a cookie, save 8pts ea]

Cant go cheaper then that, or we'll lose monnies.Let me know what you think of the prices. Not much i can do. Custom ones cost a shit ton. Anywho, I need help thinking of what the hell we should put in the cookies when we make them. I can input 17 diff fortunes. So lets get to thinking! I'll update this with the best fortune ideas. Have fun!

Suggestions! [ To be voted on later]

1.You Will Die Tomorrow
2.FAIL!
3.I'm following you...
4.Please don't eat me...
5.YOU WON!
6.Your real fortune was unfortunately eaten!
7.You're going to get fat!
8.This paper is actually apart of a Death note
9.The Cake is a Lie
10.This cookie did not contain a deadly neurotoxin.
11."There are about seven ninjas behind you."
12.WARNING: DO NOT EAT
13.You were adopted as a child
14. Eating these cookies will make you smarter.
15."Anytime your butt is higher than your head...you're in trouble."
16.Don't eat live gummie bears
17.Go Post already, Dammit!
18.Thats what she said
19.A 'Fortune' is not in your fortune.
20.Look closer. It's in there somewhere.
21. Dont take life seriously. We don't make it out alive anyway.

22.
23.
24.
25.
MOAR
etc

If you have a lot of ideas..Please Edit your post and dont post them one at time..this could get long @_@ After about 5 ideas..then you can post a new post =) ok?

Also, Please post if you like or dislike others ideas, and suggest how to make them better if you want. So i know what ideas are popular

Your fortune was unfortunately eaten!

" Fat ass"/ " You're going to get fat" Something to that degree XD

Last edited by Evoneli on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:27 am; edited 1 time in total

To be honest..even with those prices i listed..i might break even on the cookies cost...I might have to raise them. Are the prices ok to go up a little, or to expensive as is?

EDIT: - Changed the Prices to 50pts. Is that ok? these are custom after all

You will die tomorrow

It would be ok to raise the prices. Points can be earned on here and we can come up with more ways for people to earn points

"The more you dissaprove the more fun it is for me"
You can continue to try but there are no nice fortunes in this batch.
The devil has auctioned your soul off to the lowest bidder
Your dumb, and that's sad" Your IQ will drop 10 points today.
Your fortune was given to somebody more worthy
If I throw a stick will you leave?
You will die tomorrow

Posts : 4 Points : 105 Join date : 2009-04-29

I don't know if you could find a fun way to make it change names each time, but if you could

"(their username) - Suicide"

*Death Note Reference*

Tyreni-
These are real fortune cookies..i cant make paper change magically to your name...sadly =(.But Maybe i can think of a deathnote cookie..Like

This paper is actually apart of a Death note

What about...The Cake is a Lie?

XD

Posts : 4 Points : 105 Join date : 2009-04-29

That'd be amazing. xD

Or "This cookie did not contain a deadly neurotoxin."

"There are about seven ninjas behind you."

Moved this post to Points shop related

Look closer, its here some where
You? Fortune? Don't make me laugh!

...and no one survive.